Mercedes Awesomepants

I love kittens.

cashcrab:

Customer: I’ll have a Coke.

Waiter: Is Pepsi okay?

Customer: I don’t know, is monopoly money okay?

M. Night Shyamalan: Yes.

(Source: handglownglassbone, via powerburial)

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