loveyourchaos: andoutcamethewolf: I honestly just started to cry and now I’m laughing at myself.
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
When you see someone using the pencil you lost
most-awkward-moments: if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.