If abortion and birth control become illegal
prolongedeyecontact: bebinn: deathbysharpie: What will happen: sex What won’t happen: safe sex What will happen: abortion What won’t happen: safe abortions Can’t put it much more simply than that. #TRUTH
Solving arguments by quoting Dylan Moran
Me: You know this is kind of why we got together.
Me: Because we both wanted someone who wouldn't take any of our shit.
Me: But now because we live together and everything the other person does is tedious we think maybe we should have dated someone who takes a little bit of our shit.
Charlie: (nods emphatically)
Me: So that's nice.
Charlie: I hate the way you breathe.
Me: It sounds like it's coming out of your fucking forehead!