April 2012
If abortion and birth control become illegal
prolongedeyecontact:
bebinn:
deathbysharpie:
What will happen:
sex
What won’t happen:
safe sex
What will happen:
abortion
What won’t happen:
safe abortions
Can’t put it much more simply than that.
#TRUTH
Solving arguments by quoting Dylan Moran
Me: You know this is kind of why we got together.
Charlie: (silence)
Me: Because we both wanted someone who wouldn't take any of our shit.
Charlie: (silence)
Me: But now because we live together and everything the other person does is tedious we think maybe we should have dated someone who takes a little bit of our shit.
Charlie: (nods emphatically)
Me: So that's nice.
Charlie: I hate the way you breathe.
Me: It sounds like it's coming out of your fucking forehead!