May 2011
“I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I’m not...”
– Nicholas Sparks (via atomos)
“when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...”
– god bless drag queens (via goddesshumper)
trigger warning for rape, but it has a happy ending!
(via stfuconservatives)
April 2011
When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
kandiichan:
nativeturquoise:
lol accurate.
“The key to a woman’s heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.”
– Sean Connery (via beyondshield)
“We had a love so strong.. that is just seemed like we were one. I would get...”
– Aunt Myrtle, Madea’s Family Reunion (via quote-book)
“Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known...”
– Monty Python’s Life of Brian
(via axos)
PartyRehab: Vodka Uses →
partyrehab:
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and…
