I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I’m not...– Nicholas Sparks (via atomos)
when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...– god bless drag queens (via goddesshumper) trigger warning for rape, but it has a happy ending! (via stfuconservatives)
When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
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We had a love so strong.. that is just seemed like we were one. I would get...– Aunt Myrtle, Madea’s Family Reunion (via quote-book)
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PartyRehab: Vodka Uses →
partyrehab: 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and…