Mercedes Awesomepants: Archive

“I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, ‘cause we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option… ‘Oh he’s got a good job.’ I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around.” —Blue Valentine (via sunglassesandscarves)

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“This has nothing to do with us here. Right now, somewhere else, someone is telling a story. A different story. A saga, a romance. It doesn’t matter. It is sustaining the universe. That’s why we are still here. You can’t stop stories from being told.” —The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (via maratessa)

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I hate when in movies.

noeeeee:

trisheeee:

The girl wakes up and looks like this:

Hell, when I wake up I look like this:

HAHAHAHAHA.

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When I'm eating.

chitstarkid94:

Expectation:

Reality:

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Your school picture:

p3nisp0w3r-:

hyliancitizen:

Expectation:

Reality:

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when your crush likes one of your best friends

justdreamydreamtheresia:

outside

inside

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“We can reject everything else: religion, ideology, all received wisdom… but we cannot escape the necessity of love and compassion. This, then, is my true religion, my simple faith. In this sense, there is no need for temple or church, for mosque or synagogue, no need for complicated philosophy, doctrine or dogma. Our own heart, our own mind, is the temple. The doctrine is compassion. Love for others and respect for their rights and dignity, no matter who or what they are: ultimately these are all we need. So long as we practice these in our daily lives, then no matter if we are learned or unlearned, whether we believe in Buddha or God, or follow some other religion or none at all, as long as we have compassion for others and conduct ourselves with restraint out of a sense of responsibility, there is no doubt we will be happy.” —Tenzin Gyatso (via quote-book)

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The awkward moment when you don't know why you're in a bad mood but you just are